UNILAG Girls Hostel
There’s absolutely nothing that we haven’t heard about this school.
UNILAG is a hub roaming with several kinds of people and activities, But today we want to look at Unilag Girls.
So you must have heard one or two things about the girls in Unilag, well, most of which are true.
The thing about Unilag girls is this, They all know what’s up. Every single one of them!
Even the ones forming low-key, they all know what’s up. Today on Vasiti Campus Conflict, we are looking at the girls in Unilag.
What’s conflict if it doesn’t involve several parties? That’s why we are looking at the girls at unilag from different Hostels.
Which Unilag Girls hostel has it hot? The hottest set of babes, the wokest, the sleekest, and the wildest!
The UNILAG Girls Hostel
In Unilag there are seven girls hostel which means Different kinds of Girls. Here are the Hostel Names: Kofo Hall, Q. Amina Hall, Moremi Hall, M.T.H, Honours Hall, Makama Hall and Fagunwa Hall.
In No Particular Order:
Moremi Girls (Chicken, Chips and Nerd Girls)
To get audience with a Moremi babe you must submit a plate of chicken and chips before she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean that she will answer you it just simply means she’ll listen to you.
Moremi babes prefer older men with cars and they date guys with money and mostly club boys, but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst them.
Nerdy Moremi Girls spend half of their free time in the main library.
Queen Amina Girls (Aristo Girls)
I’m pretty sure you have heard about the aristo and runs-girls of UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and runs-girl stay in Amina hall, situated close to Biobaku Boys Hostel area. The hall is the first point of call for the big Alhaji and chiefs.
Amina hall has one crazy lovers spot just outside of it, right in front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke low-key boys with their babes, it’s always (not) a pleasant sight to watch.
Honours Girls (Boring Girls)
Australia is a country people know about but nobody visits, that’s exactly how Honours hall is.
It’s situated in a bushy swampy area in the middle of nowhere so they barely get visitors. Surprisingly, the students’ week of Honours Hall is usually one of the best female hall week in UNILAG.
Some say it’s out of pity that they get this reward. we will never know.
Some Kofo girls are also into runs though theirs is coded and not rampant compared to other female hostels.
Kofo Girls never put themselves out there. Rumor has it that most Kofo girls are freshers who are mostly influenced by their opposite neighbour hostel, Amina Hall. Lots of fellowship activities are often held in this hostel which helps to keep the girls in check.
When you ask guys about Kofo Hall some will say “they are just there”
Makama, MTH and Fagunwa Girls (SUYA GIRLS)
To get a girl from Makama, all you need is two hot meat pies, a chilled bottle of Fanta and she’s all yours.
Please make sure the meat pies are hot and the Fanta is chilled, Makama Girls like it hot and chilled.
To get MTH and Fagunwa babes all you need is just N200 Suya and they are yours. If you feel like a boss, you can take it several notches up by buying them chicken Suya instead. things like that tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to each other inside New hall (UNILAG’s ghetto) thus making them neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t have class and some say they love to party hard.
Some also say they are cheap but the truth is that they aren’t classy.
They never stay inside their hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them roaming around new hall aimlessly. Oh wait, they do have an aim, Read about them again.
So here you have it, Unilag babes classified based on their hall of residence. What’s your take on this post?
If You are a good girl living on any of this halls, please keep fighting the good fight.